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老公的22种新叫法

2008-12-29 14:38:40| 分类：默认分类 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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1,私人街道认路图
2,私人拳击沙袋(踢和咬也能承受)
3,全自动洗衣机(不过性能不佳,一般衣领洗不干净)
4,自动开门待卫
5,看电影时的选座位仪
6,剩饭接收处
7,消闲好去处指南
8,公交车人肉扶手
9,购物时万能手袋加提款卡
10,购物后欣赏战利品的观众(带赞美词的)
11,电器常识手册兼维修员
12,晚间送甜品的外卖仔
13,私人闹钟
14,可随身携带的暖炉(不用木炭和电的那种)
15,私人走光警报仪
16,抱怨牢骚发泄站
17,甜言蜜语供应商
18,性感衣着检查关卡
19,私人168服务热线
20,人肉枕头
21,私人心理医生
22,偶然心血来潮发明的饭菜的试毒器

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